The Things We Said – Dead Bugs Turn Me On

Posted on June 25th, 2010 in The Things We Said

X: I am trying to convince my freind to have sex with a bag of dead moths Shasta: LMFAO X: Am I a bad person?

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The Things We Said – Don’t Carry Your Cell In Your Back Pocket

Posted on May 5th, 2010 in The Things We Said

Shasta:  Hello? Aiden:  Hey, you called? Shasta:  No, I didn’t. Aiden:  Well, your butt called me then. Shasta:  It misses you!

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The Things We Said – Well Actually, Now That You Mention It…

Posted on April 28th, 2010 in The Things We Said

Favorite Aunt:  So what is Aiden going to do now that you guys are moving? Shasta:  Actually, he is moving with us, since the job opportunities will be better for him there and also his twin brother lives in Edmonton. Favorite Aunt:  Are you guys into threesomes or something? Shasta  …What? Favorite Aunt:  Are you [...]

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The Things We Said – Maybe They Don’t Get Out Enough…

Posted on April 6th, 2010 in The Things We Said

Sadie:  Look at what I made at school today.  This ball is made out of tinfoil. Luke:  *obviously impressed* REAL tinfoil? Sadie:  Yes, REAL tinfoil. Luke:  Wow!

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The Things We Said – Time To Clean Out The Freezer

Posted on March 17th, 2010 in The Things We Said

Aiden:  What’s in here? Shasta:  GAH!  Don’t open that! Aiden:  What?  Why not? Shasta:  There’s a dead gerbil in there

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The Things We Said – It’s All An Illusion

Posted on January 14th, 2010 in The Things We Said

V:  So is the title of your last post the way you say “Merry Christmas” in Ukrainian? Shasta:  Basically, yes V:  How do you pronounce it? Shasta:  I have no idea V: *Pause* Well, at least you sound smart on the internet

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The Things We Said – Free Donuts In The Parking Lot!

Posted on January 9th, 2010 in The Things We Said

Shasta:  I really HATE the gym in January Jack:  What?  Why? Shasta:  It was SO crowded tonight.  When I got there, EVERY. SINGLE. TREADMILL was being used, full of New Years Resolutioners, promising themselves that THIS YEAR will be different and that they will actually lose the weight, get in shape, whatever Jack:  Maybe you [...]

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The Things We Said – You Need Them For What?

Posted on December 24th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Rona Guy:  Tools department, how can I help you? Shasta:  Do you guys carry any nylon-jaw pliers? Rona Guy:  Nylon-jaw pliers? Shasta:  Yeah, or pliers that have any type of soft jaws? Rona Guy:  What are you using them for? Shasta:  Making…chainmail *Silence* Shasta: Ok so I have these anodized aluminum rings and my regular [...]

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The Things We Said – Why Don’t We Send Out A Generic Form Letter While We’re At It

Posted on December 6th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Aiden: *Examinging Shasta’s wallet* Shasta: The address sticker from your mum and dad’s is still on there from two weeks ago Aiden: Yes I noticed that Shasta: Well make sure you leave it on there.  I need their address to send them a Christmas card Aiden: Make sure you put my name on it too [...]

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The Things We Said – Do As You Are Told

Posted on October 24th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Jack:  I’m going to go and get this shelf from Canadian Tire so that you can put it up Shasta:   Sounds good, but I’m not going to put it up today Jack:  Why not? Shasta:  Because I’m tired Jack:  Aiden, tell her that she HAS to put up the shelf, today! Shasta:  Goddamnit

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The Things We Said – Wank Yourself Raw

Posted on October 7th, 2009 in I Touch Myself, The Things We Said

Shasta says: Maybe it’s that plastic thing they jammed into my uterus last week So much for “may cause a decrease in sex drive” LOL X says: Ha Ha its the opposite world equivalent Shasta says: Yes It would appear so I should write a letter to the manufacturer “Please add ‘may cause you to [...]

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The Things We Said – One Too Many “Great Ideas”

Posted on September 27th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Jack:  I love you Shasta:  Will you still love me if I take up LARPing? Jack:  I’ll have to think about it Shasta: *Pouts* Jack: LOL

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The Things We Said – Going To The Movies

Posted on September 12th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Aiden:  So what movie do you want to see this weekend? Shasta:  How about District 9? Aiden:  I kind of wanted to see The Time Traveler’s Wife Shasta:  … Aiden:  Here’s my man card

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The Things We Said – Bush Trout

Posted on June 25th, 2009 in The Things We Said

Jack: It was much cooler down by the lake shore in Toronto today V: I wish my bus route was down there Shasta: *Laughing Hysterically* I thought you said “I wish my BUSH TROUT was down there” V: Bush trout?  WTF?  That makes me think of something sick. Shasta: Like rancid vagina!

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The Things We Said – You Give Me Fever!

Posted on December 23rd, 2008 in The Things We Said

Shasta: I think I have heat rash… Jack: But it’s not even hot out Shasta: It IS between my legs Jack: …

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The Things We Said – I Eat Dead People

Posted on October 14th, 2008 in The Things We Said

Random Vegan Friend: Why is it easier to watch Cold Case Files (about dead people with graphic photos) than it is to watch Rachael Ray talk about meat? Shasta: LOL, because people are annoying And animals are cute Shasta: Dead People = Meh Dead Animals = Random Vegan Friend: Yeah, and also the detectives have [...]

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The Things We Said – This Is Iowa

Posted on July 31st, 2008 in The Things We Said

V: Do you smell diarrhea? Shasta: Not really, but one of my nostrils is plugged V: That’s lucky for you. I’m gettin the full flavour over here

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The Things We Said – Wyoming At A Glance

Posted on July 30th, 2008 in The Things We Said

Shasta: I just wanna make love to a block of ice right now V: Yep, slow and passionately Shasta: Totally

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The Things We Said – It Looked Like Candy

Posted on July 28th, 2008 in The Things We Said

Jack: Look at how cool our new credit cards look! Shasta: I know. I licked mine Jack: ….. Shasta: It tasted like plastic

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The Things We Said – Turkey Sex

Posted on July 19th, 2008 in The Things We Said

Random Friend: Also WTF? and PORN go together a lot on the Internet Shasta: Last night I watched a clip of a woman being sodomised with a turkey drumstick Random Friend: See? Shasta: Indeed

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